442 - Get WET WIPE, Get BOOKS

You ask the TOURIST (FEMALE) for a DISINFECTANT WIPE from her FANNY PACK. She wordlessly hands you one such WIPE, which you then use on your ARM WOUND and then misspell in your INVENTORY. The FORMER TOURIST (MALE) does not look like he is a threat any longer.

In order to better understand your CONDITION (and MARK'S, while you're at it), you head to the bookshelves and (using the DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM) find a series of books in section 738.8 that may relate to your predicament. Even with your SPEED READING, you don't have much time for more than one or two. Which BOOK(S) will you read?

• This Bites! A Guide To Transitioning Into A Modern Ceramic Unlife (738.232)
• Ceramo-Necromancy: A Primer (738.287)
• Cracking Up: A Self-Maintenance Guide (738.368)
• Clay Golemry For The Utterly Incompetent (738.42)
• Everything You Wanted To Know About Clay Golems But Were Afraid To Ask (738.588)
• You're Kiln Me: Puns, Clever Wordplay And More About Clay Golems (738.601)

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