Sure, you managed to escape the HALL OF DEATHTRAPS, but you lost the MERCENARY to that PIT TRAP, rendering it very unlikely that you'll get your DEPOSIT back when this is over.
Then, you were forced into this life or death WARGAME TOURNAMENT.
Then, you only had, like, ten minutes to skim the entire RULEBOOK.
Then, you found out that your FIRST OPPONENT was playing a (well-painted) LUCHADOR WARBAND, a tier one powerhouse of a FACTION choice.
Still, by choosing from the (generously provided) PRE-MADE WARBANDS, you can hopefully play until you can figure out a way to escape these red-faced NERDS.
What FACTION will you use?
>Choose COWBOYS (and DRAGON)
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Um... COWBOYS?
Space marine vampires.
Coinpike Mercenaries!
Dragons.
Cereal Killers
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