Wednesday, July 12, 2017

414 - Use AUTODOC

Putting down your WEAPONS, you awkwardly (but solidly) balance in the AUTODOC CHAMBER. After a few taps from DAVE on the CONSOLE, the SCANNER turns on and assesses your injuries.

Congratulations! You have a CLOSED DISPLACED OBLIQUE FEMORAL FRACTURE!

The AUTODOC 1,000 presents two available treatment options and their associated costs.
  • Surgical bone setting, immobilization, and casting - 40 VARIOUS MONIES
  • Bilateral trans-femoral lower extremity nanotech prostheses installation - 2500 VARIOUS MONIES
You have 40 VARIOUS MONIES available. What do you do?

>Get SURGERY

2 comments:

Tom said...

ask DAVE if he can spare 2460 VARIOUS MONIES

choose WHICHEVER OPTION we can afford

put SKULLY in AUTODOC

Ray Yaegle said...

Spend your VARIOUS MONIES, and then UNPLUG AUTODOC, abandoning all plans for upgraded SKULLY, in hope of regaining rep with her.