Monday, May 29, 2017

395 - Be CAPTAIN and MERCENARY for reals

The GOOD NEWS is that you are still alive. That pretty much sums up all of the GOOD NEWS.

The BAD NEWS is that your preliminary exploration of the HALL OF DEATHTRAPS (after escaping the whole INCENDIARY MOUSETRAP FIASCO) has dropped both of you into an authentic "PIT WITH MOVING SPIKED WALL" TRAP, which has been slowly closing on you. Very slowly. It's been, like, five minutes and it's still just sort of chugging away toward you. But those CARBON FIBER REINFORCED PLASTIC SPIKES will kill you, eventually.

Also, the MERCENARY broke his LEG during the fall and dropped his JET SKULL, so that's not great, either.

Visible exits are UP.

What do you do?

>Vandalize PRICELESS SPIKE WALL

3 comments:

Spareparts said...

Remove the SPIKES from the WALLS.

Tom said...

Wait until WALLS have moved close to the EXIT CHUTE.

Brace WALLS with RAPIER (HOLE-IN-THE-WALL-POKING-STICK is too long).

Retrieve JET SKULL.

Climb up SPIKES to EXIT.

Ray Yaegle said...

Grab JET SKULL WITH BLUE EYES and BONE SKULL WITH NONE EYES and chuck them out of the hole. Then PIKE the SECURITY CAMERA in the hopes that triggering the ALARM makes things BETTER instead of WORSE.