The SCHOLAR holds out his HAND expectantly for SWEET TOUR GUIDE PAYMENT.
His HAND remains resolutely empty. Disadvantageous! The TOUR GROUP has already begun moving on to the EXHIBITION HALLS to the NORTH.
The CAPTAIN is unhappy with the SCHOLAR'S performance as a tour guide, especially his failure to get paid upfront. So far, she is giving his TOUR GUIDERY one STAR out of five.
What do you do?
>Berate SCHOLAR
Friday, March 24, 2017
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Check the FOOD COURT RESTROOMS for additional CHEESE and possibly the ANCIENT WEAPON.
Follow the TOURISTS toward the EXHIBITION HALL. Continue AUTONOMOUS DRONING with HAND outstretched.
Split up! Scholar keeps giving the tour while Captain explores the food court!
Fire the SCHOLAR! Why is he even here if he doesn't know USEFUL THINGS?
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