But... the SCHOLAR doesn't know a thing about the EXHIBITS in this ROOM!
They'll all think he's some kind of FRAUDULENT FRAUD frauding up some FRAUDS! Fakely!
Of course, there's always the SPECIAL TECHNIQUE that all ACADEMICS learn from their INSTRUCTORS. It's dangerous. It could potentially kill everyone in the ROOM. But when you need to sound smart at a moment's notice about a subject you're only half-familiar with, sometimes you need to put your BRAIN on automatic and just let the MOUTH do what it does.
The SCHOLAR puts down the PAN FLUTE.
The SCHOLAR dons his BUCKLED HAT.
It's go time.
It's super effective! Never before have so many words been used to say so little.
>Collect PAYMENT for TOUR
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Continue to the EXHIBITION HALL with TOUR GROUP.
Hold out HAND expectantly for VARIOUS MONIES.
Captain - demand PAYMENT upfront
Scholar - cast EXPOSITION BOMB
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