You continue listening to the NINJA'S STORY.
NINJA: In the ninja dojo, I learned many lessons I would keep with me for the rest of my life. I learned the value of honor. The value of clan. The value of duty. I learned how to kill with knives, swords, bombs and double-barreled plasma shotguns. Additionally, I learned two very important tricks to use against the weak-minded. First, how to use a visual aid to distract people while you swap yourself out for a wooden dummy.
NINJA (VOICE-OVER): Second, I learned how to use slow-acting poisons on every single weapon I use.
Oh crap.
10 comments:
ENDEAVOR to FIND ANTIDOTE. Ask DOCTOR for help. Try to make ANTIDOTE from DISCARDED POISONED NINJA WEAPONS.
Additionally, add LONG-TERM GOAL: Get DOUBLE-BARRELED PLASMA SHOTGUN. THAT sounds awesome!
conclude NINJA must have ANTIDOTE as he was stabbed by his OWN KATANA
spring into ACTION!
chase NINJA up the BARBER POLE
Use your RUBIKS HYPERCUBE to search PARALLEL UNIVERSES for ANTIDOTE!
PANIC...
then remember... "DON'T PANIC"
throq amall pointy objects at ninja on barber pole using your latent ninja poser skills get antidote use antidote and then bask in everyones suspicion....wait what
Realize you have no ninja skills poser or otherwise damn sexism use remaining cookies to lure ninja back and either capture ninja or trade cookies for antidote
Is there anything ninja's can't do, besides resisting cookies?
What was in those cookies?
Recapture NINJA and hear REAL NINJA STORY.
Hmm. Well, it looks like I still can't figure out Flash animation. Normal update this evening!
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