Originally, you were just developing a CRUSH on the IMPRESSIVE MAN, but frankly, this has turned into a much more developed M-M-M-MULTICRUSH, causing you to DAYDREAM about five possible PIRATE KING SHIPMATES. This is obviously more important than putting a BANDAGE on your ARM to prevent bleeding out.
*It's a pun.
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realize, as a STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN, you don't need a PIRATE KING
snap OUT OF IT
make CHIT CHAT with IMPRESSIVE MAN
do not get lost in his DEEP DUAL TONED EYES
Hmm. It seems I have some work to do on the Tropes page. XD
Tell the FUSE-BEARDED IMPRESSIVE PIRATE he's welcome. Go (NORTH? EAST?) to visit NINJA in PRISON. He probably tried to get into the LIGHT HOUSE, so he deserves to be where he is.
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