Your head is hurting you pretty bad. There's been a dull aching at the back of your mind since you woke up up the BUREAUCRAT'S OFFICE, but now it's starting to make it hard to think. Noticing that you don't have any VARIOUS MONIES*, you ask CREWMAN #18 if you can bum some VARIOUS MONIES to buy a COFFEE. He actually seems to care for your WELL-BEING and hands you his own COFFEE, saying that you obviously need it more than he does.You take a couple of deep swigs of the DRINK and look around.
It's a NINJA! IN DISGUISE!!!
And this COFFEE is FANTASTIC!!!
6 comments:
Expose NINJA as OBVIOUS NINJA IN DISGUISE.
deduce NINJA is attempting to assassinate MR TWINKLY BEARD
engage in SLOW MOTION LEAP to save him
slow motion leap, while trying to say "holy crap watch out there is a ninja behind you", but really saying "loogouuuaaao!!"
Are those burning fuses braided into that pirate's beard to make him look demonic, a la Edward Teach and some other notables? How adorable (when one is not on the receiving end of his privateering efforts)!
Tom and Obes have the right idea, but:
Engage in SLOW MOTION LEAP at OBVIOUS NINJA IN DISGUISE while trying to say "holy crap watch out there is a ninja behind you" but really saying "loogouuuaaao" in the course of throwing NINJA STARS, DEAD FISH, and TEACUP AND SAUCER at OBVIOUS NINJA IN DISGUISE.
Or JET can ignore the OBVIOUS NINJA IN DISGUISE and let him assassinate someone who could be in the running for... whatever the pirate leader is called, again. Instead, JET could attempt to entice CREWMAN #18 into joining the PARTY, because CARE FOR THE LEADER'S WELL-BEING is a VITAL ASSET SEEMINGLY NOT OFTEN FOUND IN THIS WORLD.
To answer CageyJay's savvy question: Yes, those are burning fuses! I've always wondered how they kept their beards from catching on fire....
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