You slowly turn to face the GOTH PIRATE, your hidden HAND nervously gripping the HANDLE of the STYLIZER. You squint at HIM. He squints at YOU. You both glance around surreptitiously.
JILL: Those things will kill you---
GOTH: Yeah, life is pain, sister.
JILL: You didn't let me finish. If they don't kill you... I might.
GOTH: I'd be scared, but the only emotion I know is existential sadness.
JILL: Well you'll be feeling the dank miasma of me kicking you in the nads if you don't get to the point. What do you want?
GOTH: Fine, fine, whatever. You didn't hear this from me, but a certain ninja gave me a message for you.
JILL: I don't... I don't know any ninjas.
GOTH: Well this one knows you, says you owe him a favor.
JILL: I don't owe anyone anything!
GOTH: I'm just passing on a message, sister. He said to pay him a visit. He's locked up in the island penitentiary, up north and east from here.
JILL: I'll keep that in mind. Consider the message delivered.
GOTH: Whatever. Life is pain.
JILL: SO IS THIS CONVERSATION!
7 comments:
Visit NINJA THAT YOU DON'T KNOW in ISLAND PENITENTIARY.
KICK GOTH PIRATE in the NADS for GOOD MEASURE. CONTINUE NORTH, SECURE with the KNOWLEDGE that GP will not be able to PROCREATE.
Quickly attempt to PROCREATE with GOTH PIRATE (perhaps using FLIRT ?) before KICKing him in the NADS.
Quickly attempt to PROCREATE with GOTH PIRATE (perhaps using FLIRT ?) before KICKing him in the NADS.
add "visit NINJA WHO CAN'T POSSIBLY BE ELLIOT (as I'm pretty sure he owes us a favor, not vice versa)" to TO DO LIST
continue NORTH
(ps great update, this comic is fantastic)
count VISIT as favor.
steal mascara from goth pirate, as you're much more in need of it than he is.
kick goth pirate in the nads for which he thanks you for elevating his existential sadness to existential pain then loudly declare that you do not know this ninja with which you are going to meet.
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