JET: I guess I better interrogate that ninja before he dies, maybe find out why he was attacking that guy.
BCF: That guy? You mean Ironbeard McBeard, pirate captain and possibly the new Pirate Lord?
JET: What? That guy... was... he... was... he....
>Try THAT again
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Switch CHARACTER. It's clear that JET needs some TIME to not have TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCES.
...Although I'm not quite sure why THIS broke her BRAIN.
Yeah, why the BSOD? Resolve that then switch CHARACTERS.
reboot in SAFE MODE
play it COOL
reply "Duh, of course I knew that was Ironbeard. Only an idiot wouldn't know that. Gawd!"
get on with the INTERROGATION
Wiggle MOUSE (WITH FURNITURE) to make sure the BLUE SCREEN is not SOME SICK CRACKER's IDEA OF A JOKE SCREENSAVER.
Carefully avoid BAR(R)BERSHOP QUARTET out of an UNATTRIBUTABLE SENSE OF DEJA VU.
...does this count as a "YOU HAVE DIED"? Is Jet about to pull into the lead with number of deaths?
Replace JET OS with Jetix. Realize that Jetix is a children's television programming brand owned by The Walt Disney Company. Hilarity ensues.
When in doubt, drink SODA!
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