JET: Hey, by the way, what's your name?
BCF: Braxley "Coffee-Boots" Flynn.
JET: OK. How'd you get that nickname?
BCF: It involves a Tuesday night, a bag of coffee beans and sixteen Pirate Squirrels.
JET: Ah. That reminds me of an encounter I had with a traffic cone, a fish and a small wager. Good times.
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