You scoop up the NINJA STAR and put it into a pocket with your SHADES, COCONUT HALVES, and two BULLETS. This... may constitute an abuse of the INVENTORY SYSTEM. Maybe....
YOU GOT: ONE (1) THROWING STAR
You then head over and check with the DOCTOR.
JET: Oh. Oh my, what... happened? Is it the pox? Lupis? It's lupis, isn't it?
DOCTOR: No, he's dead. Quite... dead.
JET: How could this have happened?
RED CORSAIR: Um, yeah, it was your Bison. Like, half an hour ago?
JET: Oh, what? Um... what?
RED: Do you seriously not remember? Because you and I were both right here when it happened.
JET: Oh, right, that. I guess I'm just a little hungover or... something... convincing.
DOC: Oh, do you need a hangover cure?
JET: . . . . Yes?
DOC: Here, take two of these with some water. Should clear you right up.
JET: That seems... much easier than usual. And--- and red pirate guy, you're not mad I killed your friend?
RED: Nope, not in the least.
JET: Hmm. OK.
YOU GOT: ONE (1) FULL PROOF HANG-OVER CURE
And since you looted the NOW-DEAD PIRATE earlier this evening, well, it looks like you're done with him. No consequences, no madcap antics, no nothin'.
It seems... too good to be true.
5 comments:
go and COMFORT the SON of the BUREAUCRAT. Steal the CLOSED SIGN in case you need anything CLOSED. LOOT the CORPSE if the DOCTOR won't stop you.
vaguely recall bureaucrat's son being taken with you. wonder what strange fiendry is this.
keep doctor's strange compliance close to mind. check purported hangover cure for poison.
muse over whether a sobriety potion would, in fact, be more useful.
steal bowtie of bureaucrat's son. it bemuses you.
Find out how BENNIE, THE BUREAUCRAT'S SON made itt back after being kidnapped.
Take pill pass out and wake up to face of third candidate as the irrationally calm pirate is working for him
take CLOSED SIGN
administer FULL PROOF HANG-OVER CURE to M. BISON
make SNAPPY ONE-LINER QUIP about DEAD PIRATE
don SHADES dramatically
wander to the SOUTH-LEFT to see what's happening
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