You don't find any PACES lying around, so you get on with your backlog of THINGS TO DO.
1. Check BISON ARMY FIELD MANUAL for TIPS on how to go about rescuing CAPTURED COMRADES.
2. Lament that it doesn't give any TIPS on the SUBJECT. Well, it is just a MANUAL, not a freaking DEUS EX MANUALA, after all.
3. Set up the TRAFFIC CONES outside so that nobody walks in on your INVESTIGATION.
1. Check BISON ARMY FIELD MANUAL for TIPS on how to go about rescuing CAPTURED COMRADES.
2. Lament that it doesn't give any TIPS on the SUBJECT. Well, it is just a MANUAL, not a freaking DEUS EX MANUALA, after all.
3. Set up the TRAFFIC CONES outside so that nobody walks in on your INVESTIGATION.
4. Remain as focused as possible.
5. Wonder absently where the RED VELVET ROPE WENT.
6. Wonder absently what Corporal Walter Eugene "Radar" O'Reilly would do in this situation. This leads directly into
7. Wonder absently what Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce would do.
8. Drink absinthely some ALCOHOL.
9. Oh, remember you made the RED VELVET ROPE into a RED VELVET BELT to hold your PISTOLS.
10. Wonder about that small RED THING that dropped when you KO'd the BUREAUCRAT.
11. Notice that it is a small red pressable BUTTON.
12. Press the BUTTON.
13. Recoil (briefly) in SHOCK as the RED FILING CABINET slides up the WALL to reveal a HIDDEN PASSAGEWAY!
14. Wonder what's down SAID PASSAGEWAY.
15. Drink some ALCOHOL.
16. Straighten some WIG.
17. Go back to wondering about that PASSAGEWAY....
>Explore PASSAGE
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See what's down the PASSAGEWAY, obviously.
Don't forget to hold your AWESOME WEAPON at the ready in case of hostile pirates, though.
Ready AWESOME WEAPON. Go down PASSAGEWAY. Find PIRATE SHIP and CREW.
Clearly, as two before me have said, we should:
Go down PASSAGEWAY.
Also apparently the field manual doesn't have any advice on captured comrades. Silly me thought that would work.
smell room for CLUES with STRONG SENSE OF SCENT.
explore PASSAGEWAY in DRUNKEN HAZE.
look for MORE RUM. JET will need MORE RUM when you rescue her.
AT the end of hallway is dear Bison Lord can it be its its........a Dues Ex Manuala lets read it wait nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this Dues Ex Manuala is about Peanuts!!!!!! Signed by GWC
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