Time to return to MILITARY DISCIPLINE. You opt to track MISTRESS JET (the real one, not the REASONABLE FACSIMILE) by using the investigative techniques in your FIELD MANUAL. Good old FIELD MANUAL. So calming. So very---
NOISE AT SIX O'CLOCK!!!
SUPER CHEAP SLIDING ATTACK!
Oh dear! How very UNPROFESSIONAL!
>Professionally hide BODY in CABINET
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Check FIELD MANUAL for advice on this situation. Finding NOTHING, hide UNCONSCIOUS/POSSIBLY DEAD PERSON in the nearest SUPPLY CLOSET
EQUIP MONOCLE and RIBBON from defeated foe, thereby saving precious INVENTORY SPACE and to DISGUISE SELF as a DAPPER TEDDY BISON DIGNITARY.
SEARCH defeated foe for clues. NOTICE missing MAP. Wig wearing Duck looks on APPROVINGLY.
This comic is awesome!
TAKE a SWIG of LIQUID COURAGE
which just happens to be the leftmost bottle on the cabinet.
Then PERUSE the contents of SUSPICIOUS MAROON CABINET.
What's that small red thing that dropped?
Examine items droped. Then take a swig of liquid courage. You then for some reason beyond your military mind, put waldo as your #1 suspet(mis-spelled). He has to have some reason for hiding after all.
Start freaking out and try to hide body in red filing cabinet because it has a red blocky thing you don't know what is called your a grizzled PROFESSIONAL ARMY BISON.Toss body professionally into cabinet. Man your professional no wait BISON.
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