From left to right, the PIRATE CANDIDATES are...
- "Ironbeard" McBeard
- Manbreath Threeplank and...
- Jill Elysia Thunderson!
Yes. You've substituted your name for the name of the final candidate and scribbled it onto the BULLETIN as part of a cunning plan to become the next PIRATE KING! Mwahaha!
Mwahaha!
>Panic, Attack
7 comments:
Convince PIRATE LORD that he is JILL ELYSIA THUNDERSON.
Turn, Rage, Kill.
Undo last turn?
Be captured. Work your way up pirate ranks. Become pirate lord.
PONDER why the fake "Jill Elysia Thunderson"'s cloak doesn't appear to have a BACK.
RUN after you realize your FATE and CUE CHASE SCENE.
Attempt to buy TIME.
Complain to RUTHLESS CAPTAIN about the PORT AUTHORITY being labeled OPEN when the DOOR obviously is not.
Alternately, demonstrate AWESOME SKILLS with the LENGTH OF RUBBER HOSE to do something about the SITUATION.
(Anonymous' first suggestion also sounds good.)
Jill always tries "cunning" and always fails!
Use Stylizer and Hose to subdue and restrain Nameless Mooks and, hopefully, impress the Ruthless Pragmatist, "Ironwood" Corsair"!
Has it been mentioned yet that the Corsair Dynasty is rather rich and powerful?
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