First things first, you slip on the PINK SHORTS. That's all to be said about that. (Oh, also that you have the six VARIOUS MONIES in the POCKETS.)
The ZOMBIE seems preoccupied with his REFLECTION and flirts with it shamelessly, giving you a brief window of time to search the ROOM.
You grab the PLUNGER, a URINAL CAKE and the TRASH CAN, dashing quite non-stealthily back to the relative safety of the STALL. Honestly, you're about as stealthy as a CAFFEINATED PLATYPUS in TAP SHOES (which was, granted, one of the best ideas for a MONDAY NIGHT that CAD ever had).
So, spread out in your STALL (where you're stalling for time... or something) you have the PLUNGER, the URINAL CAKE, the PING PONG PADDLE, the PING PONG BALL, some TAP SHOES (from the trash, what a coincidence!), some PHLEBOTINUM (also from the trash), and a SMALL SILVER BELL (from the trash). If only you could get to the cabinets under the SINKS!
Wow. That ZOMBIE sure is working his CHARM in that MIRROR.
>Apply PHLEBOTINUM
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Apply PHLEBOTINUM to Locate ALAN's SHORTS
There is no other choice! Phlebotinum can do anything!
Use PLUNGER to pry open VENT. There may be something useful in there to ward off zombies... like a CHEF HAT.
What Shar said. Also:
Use TEXTURED RUBBER SURFACE of PING PONG PADDLE to sand URINAL CAKE into MINIATURE BRAIN SHAPE to play ZOMBIE FETCH if necessary.
Make NOTE to COMPLAIN TO PURVEYORS OF ALCOHOL about the wasteful HOT AIR DISPENSER in the LOO where a DYSON AIRBLADE should be.
Someone from New Orleans must have used this place. Ring the silver dinner bell, lure the zombie over, deep six him with the plunger, tap dance on his body.
Plunge the zombies face. Gonna die anyway, might as well have some fun.
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