The BARBERSHOP QUARTET of PLATE, KNIFE, FORK and SPOON begin to sing.
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hellooooooooooooooooooooo
Hello!
PLATE: Hello, folks! Or just you, Wizard! We're the Kitchen Cabinet Harmony Boys and boy oh boy, have we got a song for you!
Welcome to the jungle where we have fun (and games!)
We got everything you want (that you want!)
Honey we know the names (all the names!)
We are the people that can find (oh we can find!)
Whatever you may need (is it ketchup?)
If you got the money honey (we also have ho-o-oney!)
Then we got your diseeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Honey we know the names (all the names!)
We are the people that can find (oh we can find!)
Whatever you may need (is it ketchup?)
If you got the money honey (we also have ho-o-oney!)
Then we got your diseeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Then we got your diseeeeeeeeeease
Then we got your diseeeeeease
Then we have yo'r disease
Welcome to the jungle where we take it day (by day!)
If you want it you're gonna bleed (blood, blood, blood)
But it's the price you pay (you pay!)
And you're a very sexy girl (quite so!)
That's very hard to please (oh jeez!)
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
If you want it you're gonna bleed (blood, blood, blood)
But it's the price you pay (you pay!)
And you're a very sexy girl (quite so!)
That's very hard to please (oh jeez!)
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Won't get them for free!
In the jungle, that jun-un-gle, the lion
In the jungle, that jun-un-gle, the lion
the mighty jungle, what's he do?
He feeeeeeeeeeeels
feeeeeeeeeeeels
feeeeeeeeeeeels
fee-ee-eeeeeels
My serpentine (his serpentine!)
I want, want, want (he wants, wants, wants!)
I want, want, want (he wants, wants, wants!)
To hear you screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem scream
To hear you screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem scream
To hear you screeeeeeeeeeeem scream
I wanna hear you scream
I wanna hear you scream
You may wonder how we four can sing! (Can sing!)
Or what other sites this shelf may bring! (May bring!)
But if you're concerned, be wise and forwarned,
Nothing can save you frooooooooooooom
nothing can save you frooooooooom
nothing can save you frooooooooom
nothing can save you frooooom
nothing can save you from
Death!
(You're gonna die!)
4 comments:
um, on second thought, any singing dishware gets smashed to little bits on sight.
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