You dispatch PADDINGTON and WHALE CHICK to listen in on the gamer conversation while you create the BEST SANDWICH EVER (or the best which could be made with the supplies you have on hand).
MP (MONOCLE PIPE): Well, crumbuckets, Majesty. I do believe that you were well aware that I wished to place a road there.QL (QUEEN LADY): Oh, did I? If so, it would have been rather rude of me, wouldn't it?
MP: Quite so.
RS (RED SPECTACLES): Quite, quite. But perhaps that entire section of road was just a feint, eh, my bemonocled associate?
MP: That would be quite devious of me, wouldn't it?
QL: Indeed, and it would explain your several face-down cards under the table. An unnecessary measure, that.
QL: Indeed, and it would explain your several face-down cards under the table. An unnecessary measure, that.
MP: But would I sacrifice my chances to attain the points for the longest road so lightly? Indeed, by any nominal observation, it appears your move and choice of road placement locations has caused irreparable harm to such a plan.
RS: Quite, quite. While the good Majesty seems unconcerned with the longest road, as her progress blunts your pipe-smoking plans, but does not in any way advantage her towards the long road that you've mentioned.
QL: Couldn't it? I see you've deduced an alternate means by which my victory can be assendant.
MP: As have I, quite. But your over-reliance on your solitary sheep-producing city has left you vulnerable to attack, has it not, Majesty?
QL: Yes, and with your sizable hand of cards there is a good chance you can exploit that fact.
RS: Unless... the sheep are merely a blind.
MP: Quite. It is possible
QL: It is within the realm of the possible.
RS: We shall see now, shan't we MP?
MP: Oh, we shall. We shall, indeed.
And it goes on and on like that.
You've got four SMALL TRIANGULAR BEST SANDWICHES EVER MADE FROM WHAT YOU HAD AVAILABLE AT THE TIME (STBSEMFWYHAATT)!
3 comments:
There have always been two knives.
Place the STBSEMFWYHAATT down on the table, hopefully drawing the attention of players.
Inquire as to what the stakes of the game are, as you assume that a game going on during a siege must be of great value.
Offer STBSEMFWYHAATT to the GAMING PARTY.
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