Cadungery deals 6 damage to Candimp (1)!
Candimp (1) is slain!
MAGE BOLT uses 1 Mana! (10/25 Mana)
Paddington reloads "ISHMAEL"!
Candimp (2) deals 3 damage to Cad!
Cad is at 9/18 HP!
Cyborg Candimp uses LASER EYE!
But Grizzled Warrior defends with REFLECT!
Grizzled Warrior deals 7 damage to Cyborg Candimp!
Cyborg Candimp isn't looking too hot!
(Unless you count the Laser! Which literally "looks" and "is hot"!)
(The pun deals 1 damage to Grizzled Warrior!)
(The Grizzled Warrior is at ??/?? HP!)
4 comments:
DRINK the red health(hopefully) potion!
Cadangery: continue magical missiles on candimp 1
paddington: finish reloading fires again
Grizzled warrior:
UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START - GW's Finishing move!
CAST TEDIOUS BATTLE MECHANICS for a full HOUR.
Then WANDER AROUND IN GRASS, hoping for something better than a FUCKING RATTATA.
CAD uses WEAKENED LASER BOLT (that is shooting off from GW's sword) to JUICE UP on MANA so he can cast additional SPELLS that are more like AWESOME PUNCHING and less like wimpy MAGE BOLT.
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