You head up onto the BED and examine the TEDDY HIPPO. It is a magnificent creature, strong, deadly, majestic. You gently shake it. The SLEEPER awakens! The TEDDY HIPPO rolls over and sits up, studying you warily. You offer it a SLICE of DELICIOUSNESS and it quickly eats it. The TEDDY HIPPO likes you! You now have a PET TEDDY HIPPO!
As a treat, you give your MAJESTIC STUFFED BEAST the VEVUZELA, that it might make beautiful music, as befits such a noble creature. It is now a TEDDY HIPPO (WITH HORN).
The TEDDY HIPPO hops heavily down from the BED and begins to play its--- BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZZ!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Begins to play itsBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Its VEVUZELA!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Argh!
What isBZZZZZZZZZ! What is it's naBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! What is this noble freaking creature's name?
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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