Since you're in HERE anyway, you decide to make use of your rather elite HACKING SKILLS. You have those, right? Well, it's kinda moot since there's no KEYBOARD or visible CONTROLS. Maybe it's voice activated?
JILL: Computer!
COMP: o hai!
JILL: Oh, good! I wasn't sure you could talk.
COMP: o rly?
JILL: Yeah, really. Did, did you just start playing music?
COMP: rickroll!
JILL: Stop that, just--- oh, thanks, it stopped.
COMP: here it goes again!
JILL: Argh! Please! At least turn down the volume! The bass is killing me.
JILL: Grr. Whatever. How do I get you to actually do something useful?
COMP: i can has cheesburger?
JILL: I have to feed you a cheeseburger? Anything else?
COMP: mentos and diet coke.
JILL: Oh, come on! If you don't help me, I'm gonna---
COMP: don't taze me bro!
JILL: I won't, just stop that! Was Elliot--- Am I asking too many questions?
COMP: badger badger badger
JILL: Well, how did Elliot get out?
COMP: boom goes the dynamite
JILL: That's it, log off! Shut up! Stop talking!
COMP: whut no. EPIC FAIL!
JILL: Please?
COMP: k thanx bye
Worst AI ever. EVER.
>Use MOUSE with COMPUTER
2 comments:
input command to AI.
string^(roflmao)
Plug in your mouse.
Proceed to Use-Her Interface. (say that one out loud...)
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