94 - Do SEVERAL THINGS
You are the JUNIOR EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF GETTING THINGS DONE (SLASH MARSHAL) and it is time to do your JOB, which is GETTING SEVERAL THINGS DONE.
Step One: Get RED RUBBER STOPPER. That is total puzzle-bait right there and it must be yours.
Step Two: Combine JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER with FIREWORK. You now have a PEANUT BOMBER. (Which won't fit in your freaking inventory. Solution?)
Step Three: Shoot PEANUT BOMBER at TEDDY BOARS! That should scare them off without doing them any lasting harm!
PEANUT BOOM!
Oh... oh, no. How could you forget? Teddy once mentioned that all TEDDY BOARS are DANGEROUSLY ALLERGIC to PEANUTS. Oh, the HUMANITY. Or, maybe, the BOARANITY. Or something. Still really tragic. They're not dead, but they're gonna be in EXTREME SUS SCROFA STUFFICA ANAPHYLAXIC SHOCK for quite a while! This... oh, this is really pretty sad.
The BOX is now unprotected (unless you count the quietly shaking, immobile, largely unconcious BOARS. But you don't have to. Really. They're out of it. Because you're a jerk. Man, TEDDY might be angry when he hears about this. They might be his family. Oh, man. They might be like his brothers or something. Or... sisters? Man, you do not want to check. Focus on the BOX. Focus).
3 comments:
Check bleached skeletons pockets for convenient epi pens to save the teddy boars and earn their everlasting gratitude and help.
look in Ye Ole Box. Acquire awesome "thing?"
Search bleached skeleton and box!
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