82 - Check INVENTORY
You decide to check your options, pausing to examine your WICKED AWESOME POCKETS. Hmm. The layout is a bit different than you remember. Your WICKED AWESOME SUIT and HANDKERCHIEF are no longer displayed; you obviously have them at all times. Your VARIOUS MONIES are displayed by themselves; your CHANGE POCKET is apparently not usable for anything else. This is somewhat more streamlined than before and you prefer it handily.
Your six usable WICKED AWESOME POCKETS contain a TEDDY BOAR (WITH TUSKS), a TRAP, some SAUCY LITERATURE, four SCRABBLE TILES, a CAN OF ROKKIT JUICE, and a TOOTHBRUSH. A TOOTHBRUSH? When did you pick that up?
You also appear to have two bars of some sort, a red one and an orange one. Years of training from your misspent youth flare up--- they could only be HEALTH and ENERGY bars (but not the kind you eat).
Uh oh. The BANDIT is eying your 49 VARIOUS MONIES. Better do something--- FAST!!!
83 - Throw TEDDY BOAR at BANDIT
Ah ha! You attack with your TEDDY BOAR, flinging it overhand at your foe! You HIT! The BANDIT takes 0 damage from the TEDDY BOAR'S SOFT AND FURRY BODY. He catches the stuffed animal.
BANDIT attacks with his PISTOL, shooting you with a BULLET! He HITS! You take 5 damage!
BANDIT uses GRAND THEFT RAZORBACK! BANDIT flees with TEDDY BOAR!
You lose: TEDDY BOAR!
You got: SHOT!
You lose: A TRUE FRIEND!
You got: MOTIVATION FOR REVENGE!
You lose: FAITH IN HUMANITY!
He was with you from the very beginning. It can't end this way. It just can't!
RHYS: "TEDDY! You be strong, you survive! You stay alive, no matter what occurs. I will find you! No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you!"
The BANDIT and TEDDY BOAR (WITH TUSKS) are gone.
>Throw HANDKERCHIEF down in disgust
2 comments:
Throw WICKED AWESOME HANKERCHIEF down in DISGUST.
Also, is it possible to have a running sidebar of the current inventory/health/energy? So we don't have to keep asking for the inventory?
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