47 - Give JAWBREAKERS to MYOPIC CANDAEMON
(47) Sensing that he is hungry, you offer the MYOPIC CANDAEMON the JAWBREAKERS that you found in your room earlier.
YOU: Here, have these incredibly soft gumballs. In exchange for further delaying killing me, you get to sink your teeth firmly into these. Which are totally soft gumballs and not JAWBREAKERS.
MC: OK.
MYOPIC CANDAEMON takes the JAWBREAKERS and pops them into his mouth. He bites down hard.
There are a pair of sharp, painful-sounding noises as MC bites into the JAWBREAKERS. His eyes grow wide.
MC: My TUSKS! My beautiful TUSKS! They have been bwoken by your tweachery!
The MYOPIC CANDAEMON spits out a pair of broken TUSKS and flees the room, leaving the DOOR wide open.
MC: I need an EMERGENCY DENTAL OPEWATION!
You have lost JAWBREAKERS.
You have acquired TUSKS.
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010
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