37 - Buy ONE UP with VARIOUS MONIES
You put 5 VARIOUS MONIES into the coin/chip/bill receptacle on the VENDING MACHINE. You take the ONE UP CAN that dispenses. (You now have 59 VARIOUS MONIES left.)
38 - Drink ONE UP
You drink the ONE UP from the ONE UP CAN. You feel like you can take on the world! And while you feel like you would still most likely fail, you feel like you'd be able to take another crack at it consequence-free. Also, you feel more magical.
39 - Examine TEDDY BOAR
You examine the TEDDY BOAR. It is a popular little stuffed animal in the shape of a wild boar, based on the story of when Teddy Roosevelt chased down a 2,000 lb boar in the wilds of Africa and killed it with his CANE. His CANE and his PRESIDENTIAL MUSCULATURE. This toy is missing TUSKS.
40 - Throw SHELVING UNIT at MONSTER
You can't pick up the SHELVING UNIT. It looks like it's from that Scandinavian store, so picking it up would probably break it, and you don't have a HEX WRENCH to put it back together.
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